*******Horoscopes*******
December
Aries - It's time for a shopping spree. All of the fashions you see in
magazines are just what you need. Just make sure you are a size two before
trying anything on, or else you will not be pleased with the way it looks.
Taurus - Work hard on the perfect body this month. Exercise should be in
your future considering you'll be putting on the extra pounds over the
holidays. Be careful you don't want your significant other to avoid you.
Gemini - That big date on the 20th is just around the corner. When going to
dinner, make sure to eat light! This guy may be the man of your dreams so
you should be everything but the "real" you.
Cancer - Be careful! It seems that no matter what you eat you are gaining
weight lately. Although you are putting on the extra pounds, a man will ask
you out around the 15th. Things are looking better for you. Just try to
keep starving yourself.
Leo - Take your time picking out what to wear to work today. You never know
who may be looking at you or admiring your body. The workload will be heavy
but those diet pills you ordered will be coming in the mail sometime this
week. Keep your fingers crossed.
Virgo - The way things are going lately, you don't even have time to eat.
It's understandable that you can't make any time for food. You are just too
busy. You do have to fit into that little black dress for New Year's Eve, so
keep up the hard work of starving yourself.
Libra - Your love life will bloom around the 30th. New Year's Eve is looking
like a fun gathering with all of your friends. Everyone will be
complimenting the way you look. Throwing up after every meal is now paying
off. It's good that you stuck to it.
Scorpio - You've not been feeling yourself this month. After your big break
up on the 13th you can't seem to think straight. You over eat or you don't
eat at all. You'll want him to be eating his heart out by the end of the
month. Quit over eating! If you look thinner than you did when he left you,
then he will want you back.
Sagittarius - You should make your New Year's resolution now. You feel
people staring at you all the time lately. Take those diet pills that have
been sitting in your cupboard for too long. Losing weight is definitely your
resolution this year.
Capricorn - Be anything but yourself. Friends are starting to get irritated
with your annoying behavior. Don't let them see your true side anymore.
Change the way you are so more people will like you. Make more effort to be
in the 'in' crowd.
Aquarius - Take your time when eating. Take smaller bites and eat slowly.
These few pointers will help you to eat less. We all know your goal is to
lose weight so you fit in better with your friends. Don't worry, you'll lose
the pounds. Just stop eating!
Pisces - The love of your life may be experiencing some regrets with your
relationship. Do everything you can to convince him that you are the one for
him. Even if it takes some pretending, a girl has got to do what a girl has
to do. Make him love you for what you're not.